Where's Your Will To Be Weird?!

• mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes

imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

(via thatannoyingkidinclass)

chickensandwich:

snorlaxatives:

i wonder what birds talk about when they sit on telephone wires together

“hey denise, shit on this woman when she walks by lmao”

(via love-lies-lullabies)

cumbersome11:

“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin

(via pizza)

nippled:

no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese

(via love-lies-lullabies)

framesjanco:

a haiku

i am so horny
i am so so so horny
i am so horny

(via conspicuouslyhiding)

ostolero:

smartblonde317:

ostolero:

becoming an adult is weird

it’s like

wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule

wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos

wait what?

did i stutter

(via thatannoyingkidinclass)